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And apparently Ted’s running too. And they’re all prompting chatgpt the same.
And Vance started his 2028 campaign this morning
@tedcruz
History was made last night. For months, we were saying that 2026 was the most consequential midterm election of our lifetimes. Unfortunately, we were right. Sometimes history is to be celebrated; other times, it is to be mourned. Always, it must be reckoned with. 2026 was not simply a blue wav…
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Ted looked at the texas map and decided the national map might be easier
Wait, is that his introspective, regret-filled, redemptive confession?! > Nationally, the radicals are in charge. The communists and the Islamists who have taken over the Democrat Party have now taken over the United States Congress. They will be unleashed. Ah, no, it’s just Ted Cruz with extra slop.
